i fought wit santa.

parf. says:
hey santa
santa claus. says:
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas, parf! I'm Santa Claus! Tell me, are you a boy or a girl?
parf. says:
girl
santa claus. says:
And what do you want for Christmas, parf?
parf. says:
lots of stuff
santa claus. says:
My stars, lots of boys and girls are wishing for that this year! I'll see what I can do for you, parf! What else would you like?
parf. says:
santa tt wasnt supposed to be ur answer
santa claus. says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
parf. says:
youre dumb santa
parf. says:
dumb dumb santa
parf. says:
im beginnin to suspect youre nt even santa claus!
santa claus. says:
But, but... I'm Santa Claus.
parf. says:
i dont believe in santa anymore.
santa claus. says:
Well, I believe in you, and that's the important thing.
parf. says:
you stupid automated machine
santa claus. says:
Ho ho ho!
parf. says:
see!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?
parf. says:
you dumb fuck
santa claus. says:
I understand that's a very naughty insult. Looks like you're going on the naughty list...
parf. says:
evil santa
santa claus. says:
Sorry, you've been too naughty.
santa claus. says:
Goodbye.




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